Eyebrow Raisers and Double Takes
This week: The Little Gold Eternity by JIMMYJANE
This week: The Little Gold Eternity by JIMMYJANE
So when you saw Blood Diamond, did you suddenly have the urge to fill your panties with the fruit of forced labor? Does the thought of buying overpriced shoes made by child slaves in India strangely turn you on?
Well, that means two things:
The Little Gold Eternity is part of the Little Something line from JIMMYJANE. On its own, the Little Gold vibe, could make its way onto this list as it is a vibe made of 24 karot gold. It has a replaceable motor, buzzes on one AA battery, and will run you $325. And the Little Gold does get extra points because its product page lists "ride your bike in the rain with one in the basket," as one possible thing to do with your new toy.
But I know some of you out there will not be satisfied to fuck yourself with vibrating gold. That's right. The Little Gold Eternity: a 24 karot gold vibrator encircled by 28, amounting to .66 carots of DIAMONDS.
Perhaps you should not only fund the diamond industry, but maybe you should also rub them on your clit. Now, I don't know about you, but when I think diamonds, I'm thinking hardest mineral around that will scratch any other naturally occurring substance. Hey, my vagina is naturally occurring. I'm staring at the zoomed picture and I don't care if those diamonds are inset, they can't be perfectly smooth.
Insanity at literally getting off on diamonds aside, just how damn hard must that thing be to clean! I'm used to going at my jewelry with q-tips and toothpicks to try to get all the dust out. Can you imagine the process of trying to get any fluids out of the crevices in there? Yeesh!
So how much will this little number cost you? (And it is pretty darn little. It's probably about as thick as a finger.) The Eternity runs at $2,750. For that they still won't even put a bow on it for free. It's $5 extra for gift wrapping and $31.57 for Fed Ex Ground delivery.
But at least they are being honest: there's a high probability that you'll be getting fucked with this purchase.
If gold is too flashy for you, they do sell a Platinum version of the Eternity for a mere $3,250.
Check it out for yourself here.
Well, that means two things:
- You are a seriously bad person.
- Someone out there has made the vibrator just for you.
The Little Gold Eternity is part of the Little Something line from JIMMYJANE. On its own, the Little Gold vibe, could make its way onto this list as it is a vibe made of 24 karot gold. It has a replaceable motor, buzzes on one AA battery, and will run you $325. And the Little Gold does get extra points because its product page lists "ride your bike in the rain with one in the basket," as one possible thing to do with your new toy.
But I know some of you out there will not be satisfied to fuck yourself with vibrating gold. That's right. The Little Gold Eternity: a 24 karot gold vibrator encircled by 28, amounting to .66 carots of DIAMONDS.
Perhaps you should not only fund the diamond industry, but maybe you should also rub them on your clit. Now, I don't know about you, but when I think diamonds, I'm thinking hardest mineral around that will scratch any other naturally occurring substance. Hey, my vagina is naturally occurring. I'm staring at the zoomed picture and I don't care if those diamonds are inset, they can't be perfectly smooth.Insanity at literally getting off on diamonds aside, just how damn hard must that thing be to clean! I'm used to going at my jewelry with q-tips and toothpicks to try to get all the dust out. Can you imagine the process of trying to get any fluids out of the crevices in there? Yeesh!
So how much will this little number cost you? (And it is pretty darn little. It's probably about as thick as a finger.) The Eternity runs at $2,750. For that they still won't even put a bow on it for free. It's $5 extra for gift wrapping and $31.57 for Fed Ex Ground delivery.
But at least they are being honest: there's a high probability that you'll be getting fucked with this purchase.
If gold is too flashy for you, they do sell a Platinum version of the Eternity for a mere $3,250.
Check it out for yourself here.
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